Awoken from his Arctic slumber by a rogue icebreaker, HOCKEYBEAR takes off in his fighter plane from Alaska and destroys the campuses of Michigan State University, the Ohio State University, and Miami (of Ohio), thus earning him a kinship with the hockey fans of the University of Michigan. He then drops a bomb in a volcano and proceeds to blow up the Earth.
We salute thee, HOCKEYBEAR!
And now, HOCKEYBEAR!
