When:
January 19, 2013 all-day
Repeats:
Yearly, forever
Where:
Carlson Center
Fairbanks
AK

Awoken from his Arctic slumber by a rogue icebreaker, HOCKEYBEAR takes off in his fighter plane from Alaska and destroys the campuses of Michigan State University, the Ohio State University, and Miami (of Ohio), thus earning him a kinship with the hockey fans of the University of Michigan. He then drops a bomb in a volcano and proceeds to blow up the Earth.

We salute thee, HOCKEYBEAR!

And now, HOCKEYBEAR!

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