1. In fairness, the prospect of Ashton Kutcher playing a Michigan grad makes *me* want to throw up. So the feeling is mutual.

  2. Ashton is a fraternity brother of mine from the Iowa Chapter–the University of Iowa makes MSU look like an Ivy League school, consider the source…

  3. Greg - MVictors
  4. @CN

    Well played, sir.

  5. @Greg, yes he attended University of Iowa, was initiated into The Bond, but he never graduated as a talent scout “discovered” him at The Airliner (a bar in Iowa City that’s been around since the 1930s) and he left school for a modeling/acting career…