16. November 2006 · Comments Off on Grapefruit Claims to be Herbstreit’s Son · Categories: Archive 2006, Jokes, Media

Herbstreit a Grapefruit?
COCONUT GROVE, FLORIDA In a stunning scandal on the eve of the big game, a freshly picked grapefruit came out and claimed to have proof that it is actually the son of ESPN Game Day analyst Kirk Herbstreit. DNA tests are pending, but a side by side comparison of the citrus fruit and Mr. Herbstreit reveal stunning similarities in color, tone and overall complexion. Developing…

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