Check out this brilliant statement Coach Rod’s lawyer:
“It’s like back before the Civil War when slaves had the right to buy their freedom,” said Marv Robon, one of Rodriguez’s lawyers. ” A penalty of $4 million is almost like a slave from Africa trying to buy his freedom in America.”
Yes, it’s just like slavery Marv. Seriously, I don’t even get what he was trying to say. Glad to see that Coach Rodriguez is in good hands.
Memo to Coach Rod: If this is the kind of folks you have defending you, I’d hold off on that house in the Hamptons.