• Buckeye Blinders

    Check out today’s ESPN.com Sports Nation poll: “What is the most recognizable college football helmet?”. There is obviously little debate on this. Love it or hate it, this really isn’t a debate. This is like the first question in a lie detector test to make sure the sensors are calibrated. Knowing this, Buckeye fans represented by the state of Ohio couldn’t help themselves and vote the “famed” Ohio State helmet as the most recognizable. Maybe if the question was most recognizable in a police line up.

  • So Fitting

    ONEKAMA, MICHIGNA How fitting is that none other than Joey Harrington strolls into Detroit looking like a Hall of Famer to smoke the pathetic Lions? This organization is such a mess. Not only do the Lions get their asses whipped, but the fans and the organization got criticized for having no class by Nick Saban. Maybe the NFL should start putting some other team on Thanksgiving so we don’t have to suffer through this year after year. What I am thankful for? I’m thankful that the Dolphins salted the game away and ran out the clock so we didn’t have to suffer through anymore of this game.

  • ‘The Game’, Onion-style

    Ohio State Defeats Michigan 42-39 In Ultimately Meaningless Game COLUMBUS, OH—In what had been touted as a college-football matchup for the ages, the top-ranked Ohio State Buckeyes defeated the No. 2 Michigan Wolverines 42-39 Sunday in a game that, while exciting, ultimately made no real impact on the… Leave it to the Onion to cut right to it

  • Michigan to Rename Basketball Arena

    ONEKAMA, MICHIGAN It appears as though the University of Michigan will suspend a long-standing policy to keep major corporate sponsorship out of its arenas and stadiums. In a move that Madison Ave is calling brilliant, U of M has accepted an offer from automaker Daimler-Chrysler to change the name of its famed basketball arena from Crisler Arena to “Chrysler” Arena. It is estimated that the auto giant paid a one-time lump sum of $1.5 million. The name change will take effect before the 2007 basketball season. Before making the move the Athletic Department conducted an extensive phone survey of distinguished alumni and donors, and flat out asked the question: “Should the basketball arena permanently be named Chrysler Arena?”. Overwhelmingly the response was affirmative, so the athletic department ran with it. Fan reaction has been mixed. “I hope they use this money to fix that patch-work quilt of a roof on Crisler, umm, I mean Chrysler”, said Jan Mussman, a 22-year season ticket holder. The AM sports talk radio station 1050AM WTKA is already using the new name in advertisements and emails, and the initial reaction has been pretty quiet. MVictors.com did find this mention of the new name in WTKA’s November 16 “TKA Ticker” email: Given the success of this project, the school is currently negotiating with Ted Yost, owner…

  • Highlights from Tuesday’s Celebration

    A few notes and highlights from Tuesday’s Celebration of Bo Schembechler’s life: – First off, I was very impressed with how well Carr & Moeller delivered their speeches. – Carr’s speech was particularly nice. His memorial speech was laced with poems and stories about his mentor. Carr talked about how he had an offer from Lou Holtz to be the defensive coordinator several years ago. He went to tell Bo that he was seriously considering the offer and wanted to visit South Bend. Bo said ‘No, you’re not going to Notre Dame. You’re Michigan.” – On the topic of the Irish, Carr added “”Bo did not have a particular fondness for Notre Dame. I can promise you this, the first time Bo Schembechler will ever cheer for Notre Dame will be this Saturday.” This of course in reference to the need for the Irish to beat Southern Cal which will likely bump USC from the current BCS standings. – Carr threw in a diddy about how Bo always said that President Clinton was Carr’s President, not his. Coach Carr said he walked down the hall with the invitation to visit the White House after the 1997 National Championship and told Bo he had to join them. Bo said, “I’m not goin’! And you shouldn’t go either!”

  • Maybe When Irish Pigs Fly

    Wishful Irish What IfsSounds like Ivan Maisel of ESPN got a little pissy on his weekly chat. He clearly doesn’t think Notre Dame can pass by a 1-loss Michigan. Check out this brief exchange on his Nov 21st chat, and his smart ass remark: Rick (Dublin, Ohio): What do you think? If Notre Dame goes into #2 USC and beats them at USC do you think they could get into the title game? I mean thats a huge statement! Ivan Maisel: I think Notre Dame will play Ohio State if Michigan loses between now and Dec. 2. Coincidently, Maisel actually has Notre Dame projected to play Michigan in the 2007 Rose Bowl, but retracted that prediction during the chat. Many have learned that insiders at the Rose Bowl have leaked that they don’t want a Michigan vs. Notre Dame rematch in Pasadena.